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deadb1ogger:

im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

(via ohsopayne)

My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.
sassmasta-from-doncasta:

tommosbulge:

Jamie lee curtis was spotted in the airport guys

^pissing

Order of the Phoenix

lessonslefttolearn:

remember when i was getting annoyed about how people were worshiping winston like he was some sort of king
well
i’ve come to terms that i was jealous of a dog
that is all


acylate:

i think something went wrong